Hi paranoid reactions.

Piss off.





did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

(Source: dutchster, via iidelirium)

But wait: avocado and pineapple on the same pizza.
Gonna do it

For a minute there I thought I was bored enough to try to figure out where I was in Homestuck and to pick it up again.

I was wrong. That lasted about seven minutes of fruitlessly clicking to find where I was before and realizing how much I didn’t care.